Spam I Am
I am Spam
I will spam you in your face
I will spam you anyplace
I will spam you night and day
I will spam you every way
I will spam you like a creep
I will spam you in your sleep
I will spam you when I can
I will spam you
Spam I am

while at work
while at play
I will spam you every day
in your car
on a train
in your dreams
and in your brain

I will spam you when I can
I will spam you
Spam I am

fear your blocker I do not
a million aliases i have got
with misspeled words
I’ll get by
I’m not scared I’m not shy

I will spam you when I can
I will spam you
Spam I am

you can’t escape my silly ads
if you’re tired or
if you’re sad
I’ll tell you the secret
that no one else will
get rich quick
or buy some pills

if you are a guy
I have a cool trick
one little pill
to lengthen your … hair

I have all the answers
in a 2 line ad
just click the link
and you’ll be glad

I will spam you when I can
I will spam you
Spam I am

whether you’re stranded
or whether you’re not
plenty of spam
is what I got

in you inbox
in your mind
I wil be there
all the time

I will spam you in your face
I will spam you anyplace
I will spam you night and day
I will spam you every way
I will spam you like a creep
I will spam you in your sleep
I will spam you when I can
I will spam you

Spam I Am

~Ricky Brown~

(On da Scene…Like a Seuss Machine!!!)